I went to visit my regular news vendor whom I hasn't seen for a while.
In the middle of my sentence, he interuppted, "Is something poking out?"
"Is something poking out?" he repeated, with a toothy grin.
It took me a solid 5 seconds to think. Is my boob peeking out? OMG, my belly button is sticking out, isn't it?
"Oh, this?" I rubbed my bump.
I have never had someone asked me in that way before.
I guess there's always a first.