Huh?

I went to visit my regular news vendor whom I hasn't seen for a while.

In the middle of my sentence, he interuppted, "Is something poking out?"

"Huh?"

"Is something poking out?" he repeated, with a toothy grin.

It took me a solid 5 seconds to think. Is my boob peeking out? OMG, my belly button is sticking out, isn't it?

"Oh, this?" I rubbed my bump.

I have never had someone asked me in that way before.

I guess there's always a first.